I have a hard time keeping these awesome Brazilian prostitute heels on, so I cut loops of stretchy black from old tights, cut those in half, then used them as ballerina lace ups. From this angle it looks kinda clumsy but in real life: stunner.
I danced until I was done dancing. Until I just couldn't stand anymore.
Oh my god the holiday party was more fun than the law allows.
I didn't kiss anyone.
I didn't cuss anyone out.
SUCCESS.
Gnight.
PS: One of the ACDs I work with called me "the best-dressed woman in advertising" - which pretty much put the cherry on top of that sundae of an evening. He gets paid to have great taste. He would know.
I've recently come to the revelation that I will never experience you sitting on my face with your jeans on. And that saddens me.
ReplyDeleteSTUNNER.
ReplyDeleteWhat we're all trying to say in our more-hormonal-than-linear-ways here is that we depend upon your visual lasers to keep us happily stunned.
Hi Ken.
P.s., that stocking thing is genius.
ReplyDeleteI've done it with an old slip before.
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K - if you weren't a professional lustmonger I'd feel weird about that comment. But somehow, coming from you it is almost... poetic.
ReplyDeleteRH - I'm convinced we were sisters in another life trading secrets like this one all of the time, using black cherries to stain our lips and climbing trees.