Now that you are King/Queen of Bagels you will have a lot more energy. All those carbs. You can keep a spare for lunch, you'll never have to leave your desk!
Spend lunchtimes plotting world domination instead.
Write scripts for people's responses to your ideas for innovation. Fill the responses with glowing praise and only one single very faint bit of constructive criticism. Distribute the script right before your presentation. If anyone goes off-script in their feedback yell "cut!"
Storm off. Insist that you can't work in these conditions and say you'll be in your trailer.
Go sit in a beanbag chair next to the vending machine and play Nintendo DS for the next 3 hours.
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More free time.
You should take up horseback riding.
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