ROAD TRIP!

Okay so the reason I bought a new Jeep is that my old one had spiders in it. Yeah. Fuckin spiders - which I am terrified of - had decided to make families in the dark spaces of dear Ruby, which meant that at any moment one of those little bastards could come rolling across my windshield or swinging down from the roof of the car. All bad.

Also, I kinda just wanted a new Jeep. Ruby was only 5 years old, but her interior looked 20 years old because I'd been smoking all manner of things and tossing stuff into my backseat/trunk for about 4.5 years.

I searched high and low and finally found what I wanted in the color I wanted. After a few customizations she became absolutely Perfect. Her name is BigRed, and she looks almost identical to Ruby except she is: Way. More. Fresh. And doesn't have spiders.

I'm taking her on the road. Going to Santa Monica mid November and trying to stay here I think. I like it because it is turquoise and right by the boardwalk. That means I can have champagne brunches and then hit up those rides that spin you in circles til you have vertigo for 15 minutes after.

Motion sickness is for pussies.