Is The Coast Clear?

I reckon it is not. But that's just me practicing best practices (prepare for the worst).

At the same time, I truly am optimistic that it *is* clear (hope for the best).

And thus the circle closes. With both sides of me meeting to agree to disagree.

I really come here with not much else to say except that tonight I actually got to leave work before 8 pm and was totally stoked to get home to watch The Regular show and fucking daze out and flirt with my long distance possibly soon to be in the flesh boyfriend.

And then Ruby. Ruby wouldn't start.

Mind you, I just dropped more than a G getting that totally unsexy boot removed on Friday. So really it was the last thing I wanted to deal with. Like. For real?

So luckily my right hand chick at work hooked me up with AAA and they came and told me my battery was dead and I was kinda like what the fuck and then felt stupid cause apparently? I mean, in case you didn't know this either?

Car batteries just die on you like 3 or 4 years into your relationship with them.

I was absolutely THROWN by this information. The guy told it to me with a wise boy smirk and then called his towing service homie, who then came out and installed a new battery for me.

I am pretty sure he placed a follow up call to mack on me but got my right hand chick instead. Which is actually a pretty funny ending to the story.

All is well that ends well.

But still.

I want right now to be the right now I always wanted right now to be, can you dig it?