Contraindication

Bunny rewards.

Conundrum:

Fact 1 - I'm really only interested in fucking with dudes who make a big fuss about wanting to be around me.
Fact 2 - Dudes who make too much of a big fuss about wanting to be around me tend to skeeve me out a little.

Furthermore:

Not sure what exactly I mean by "big fuss", and maybe that's where the problem is.

Summation:

Females make themselves available. Males pursue. I'm not interested in questioning, revising or reconfiguring that law. I think it makes perfect sense and besides that: I have way more other shit on my mind.

Anything in which I involve myself has to fit neatly with my desire to have everything that I fucking lay my eyes on that I want.

Everything.


Advanced big fuss.

That leaves time for:

Back rubs, emotional reconnaissance, necking, flirting, fucking, and being receptive.

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Last night I dreamed I had this awesome moped. But then every trip I planned involved getting on the freeway. And that was verboten, because I couldn't go faster than 40 miles an hour. I went nowhere, but I had a really fresh moped.

And a matching outfit.

So fuck it. For now that will have to be enough.

Sweet dreams and ride safe.


Sometimes I do my hair like Jessica Rabbit.