confession

I'm biding my time. It's like how when you play with a kitten and try to get them to pounce. You are waiting for giggles and action, but they get into this whole observational waiting to engage thing that's like. Uninterruptible.

I am - lately - not suffering any sidetracks for very long at all.

I have a plan. I always have a plan.

Cliff's Notes:

1. Adore my new gig
2. Adore my new commute over the Golden Gate Bridge
3. Adore the fact that ?uestlove is spinning at tomorrow night's party
4. Adore you

5. I used my lucid dreaming powers to shave my legs before making out with a dude, the other night. That says more about my priorities than I care to admit.

6. I'm rocking more animal print than I think is appropriate for a woman of my age. Tight and pretty savage, I am Peg Bundy cooking breakfast burritos with a spliff in my mouth in 3 inch heels.

7. I believe that there are actual real-life heroes. I really do.

8. My future job is hopefully to dress them. I think I'd be good at it.

9. Adieu