Okay a few things about tonight.
1) I got to see my rapcrush - LIVE and IN PERSON - and now I have a small tingle. It is negligible, but it is a tingle.
2) I wore this super slick jumpsuit I made, with a heart on the back of it to illustrate my superpower, which is making you fall in love at first sight. The whole thing went over very well.
3) Love. My. New. Door Gig.
4) I was awarded "Best Outfit of the Night" by this German dude, who happened to be a professional cage fighter. Note that cage fighter compliments trump like almost every other compliment, aside from little old lady compliments. Only cause cage fighters make me think of Wolverine and Wolverine makes me swoon. Also: cage fighters can kick your ass, and that's sexy.
5) I got delicious free chicken at the end of the night and more cocktails than you can imagine.
6) I am still going through this dramatic and stupid drawn out six month process. I'm disgusted at how long it's taking to shake it off like it never happened.
7) But for real y'all: it never happened.
8) I happened, though. So tomorrow I'm getting a pink laptop and this weekend I'm making another superhero outfit to stun the masses in. Wish me luck.
9) Night.
whoa mother fucker, you are my superhero. LOOK AT THAT. best dressed and most precious.
ReplyDeletep-lus, if it makes you feel any better, my recovery time is for shit and if you can do it in anywhere near 6 months then you're kicking the ass of at least one person in the world.