I'm a Brooklyn Boy, I May Take Some Gettin Used To

If Jay-Z had married Santogold instead of Beyonce, I'd love our world even more than I already do:



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Not sure why, but I fucking love this ad. And we totally could have used this service in my last relationship. Given the situation I'm sure he would have paid extra for the soothing rhythm of haiku and I'd have gotten something like:

Ghost of my girlfriend
Vegas waitress is hot and
You are just lukewarm

And because I am how I am, and because you only need to tell me something once if you tell me really well. Well. I would have said

Thank you so much Akira. Now. Where did you get that awesome jacket?

And maybe we would have gone out for ice cream or something.

It did not go that way.

Life rarely goes in a way that's fun to tell about later, unless you're really conscientious about paying attention.

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Fuck.

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I'm not myself lately and it's a goddamn shame. So I'm working on that. Laters.