Or work. Not with a homey, but with one of those glad-handing motherfuckers in client services. Or annoying ass Bob from planning who always puts the kibosh on your best ideas.
HIM/HER: How are you?
YOU: Okay, I guess. I've been wondering lately about my place in my community and how I may better serve my fellow man. But every time I try to take stock of my options I feel helpless. How will anyone ever connect if all we do is look at our cell phones and twitter our plans for the weekend, anymore?
Bingo.
They will back away slowly. You now have free run of Monday Morning Free Bagel Breakfast. Enjoy it.
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