You Can Have My Credit Card, Baby

Ladies and Gentlemen: I got got. And that is hard to admit because I take so much pride, always, in that never happening.

Not because I'm too slick or prepared or tough or anything. But because I believe in honor among thieves. And BONUS: the whole world loves me. Which makes me above petty crimes and deception and stupid minor league hustles. Only losers steal from the super *frashe*.

The whole world fucking loves me, you dig?



Tonight was awesome. The one main boy I invited came through and I also met this super handsome swedish cat who wants to marry someone for citizenship. He is so fine that I would actually do it.



But first of all. Before that. I have to get over getting got. And that might take the whole week I'm in LA. But we'll see. Gnight.